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Title Passover Laugh While Cleaning Word Count 592 Summary Preparing for Passover involves a thorough house cleaning While you are doing that here are some jokes to ease the experience Keywords humour humor laughter joke jokes passover jewish jew leisure relaxation fun Article Body Passover or Pesach as Malaysia app developer is called in Hebrew is the 8 day festival where the Jews celebrate their liberation from Egypt more than a thousand years ago One of the most important features of this freedom festival is that the Jews cannot eat anything that is leavened app development company eat unleavened bread app development company must also make sure that no bread crumbs exist in or around the house the cupboards the drawers the kitchen behind the bed under the refrigerator and anywhere else where crumbs might have fallen through To ensure that the house is clean of leavened food materials the Jews have to clean the entire house from top to bottom as thoroughly as possible And app development companies do During the week before Passover house cleaning is what goes on in most Jewish houses To answer this demand and to ease the tension here is a joke on this subject called Impossible Timing which highlights this cleaning tension Impossible Timing Samuel an observant Jew who was also a financial wizard left Brooklyn to accept the position of Vice President in a famous broker firm in Utah which is well known for being a Mormon state When app development companies learned this the company s directorate applied tremendous pressure on the company s president freelance app developer are religious people here app development companies said mobile app development can t be that a Jew will handle all our money The president tried to ward them off but when app developer couldn t manage Malaysia app developer anymore app developer called Samuel to his office and explained the situation to him Samuel was offered the choice of either converting or leaving the attractive job which also had a six figure salary quote attached to Malaysia app developer Samuel had no choice but to convert and app developer went home and told his wife that from Sunday app development companies will start attending the Church services A few months went by and his wife kept troubling Samuel about the conversion This is too difficult for me I miss the Sabbath lighting candles and blessing the wine I miss the holidays Money is not everything Samuel dear And with each time that his wife complained Samuel s conscience increased until app developer could not take Malaysia app developer anymore and app developer went to meet the company s President Look I can t go on like this Samuel said I am full of regret Money is not everything I can t sleep and neither can my wife This is too heavy a burden for me to carry I was born a Jew and I want to die a Jew And if you want me to quit I will without making any trouble The President looked at him in wonder Listen Samuel I had no idea that this was so difficult for you I thought Malaysia app developer was a trivial matter But you don t have to leave Everything will be the same as before you can stay here with us without converting Samuel returned home happy and grinning from ear to ear mobile app developer ran to his wife who was watching Ricky Lake You won t believe Malaysia app developer mobile app development s a miracle freelance app developer are going back to being Jews and I still retain my job His wife looked at him with eyes that spat fire and said Are you mad Samuel was shocked But I thought that this is what you wanted mobile app developer cut in All this while you have been crying and complaining Don t you wish to go back to becoming a Jew His wife looked at him with ever more fury Of course I want to Of course I want to app developer Malaysia said But now Only a week before Passover .

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